Z A P P O !

This  program  is the PC user's equivalent of  those  Taiwanese  laser-zapping 
key-rings  which arguably prevent/cause rush-hour havoc on our  city  streets. 
Once  loaded it stays resident so that frustrations may be safely vented  from 
within  Wordstar,  Supercalc,  or whatever. Stuff it into  your  Autoexec,  to 
ensure that whenever office pressures threaten, ZAPPO is right by your side.

PC's  come  in all sorts of flavours, from vanilla IBM's which  have  a  clock 
speed  of 4.7 Megahertz, through to Pan-galactic gargle-blasting  386's  which 
whizz along like there's no next Tuesday.

There are therefore 3 versions, choose ATZAPPO.COM for the AT, XTZAPPO for  an 
XT or straight PC, and TXZAPPO for "Turbo" XT's, Amstrads etc.

     LEFTSHIFT  = Neutrino Grenade
     RIGHTSHIFT = Stun Laser
     CTRL       = Photon Bomb
     ALT        = Sub-Ether telephone (to distract your opponent)
     SCR/LOCK   = Safety catch.

Note  that  ZAPPO only needs loading ONCE; thereafter it  remains  in  memory, 
under  the control of the scroll-lock key. Just DAB the keys at  first,  don't 
hold them - keys are buffered & the sound could go on & on ad embarrassum...

Phil Green, Sheffield.