TD.COM

  ToDay is an educational tool, for your PC. When it is run, it will tell
you todays date, the day of the week and 1-4 fascinating things about today.
  It *should* run on any PC, including DOS 1.1, it doesn't use any fancy
graphics, so it should work on MDA, CGA, EGA, VGA and Hercules displays. The
only thing you do need, is a real-time clock, without which TD is pretty
pointless.
  Have fun!

Howard Jones, September 1989 (Battle of Quebec(1759))